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S6E24 – Vonda: From Boot Camp to Broccoli, A Guide to Surviving Life (and Kids)

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In this episode we welcome our guest Vonda. The discussion explores Vonda’s life from her roots in Madison, Alabama, to her time in the military, and her experiences in parenting. Vonda opens up about her challenging childhood with an abusive mother and her time in the Army Reserves, including her personal challenges such as an assault incident during her service. She shares her journey of becoming a young mother at 20 and raising her sons, Marcus and Tyler, along with husband Lawrence. Vonda tells us all about adopting her great-niece Mimi and their interactions with the foster care system.

 

Cocktail: Crown Royal and RedBull

Snack Time: Tortilla chips and Rotel tomatoes

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S6E23 – Tween Tantrums & Tiny Terrors: A Parenting Pumpkin Patch Special

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In this hilariously honest episode of the Guide to Poor Parenting Podcast, Jason and Jennifer grab their pumpkin-spiced wine glasses and dive headfirst into the chaos of fall family life. From surviving a “wholesome” trip to the pumpkin patch (spoiler: there were meltdowns) to debating whether kids or dogs are easier to manage, it’s a full hour of relatable parenting mayhem.

Listen as our fearless hosts share therapy-worthy moments, Reddit parenting confessions, and the eternal mysteries of the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. Plus, Jennifer recounts an unforgettable dinner with a 4-year-old food critic who has a lot of opinions about pizza.

If you’ve ever bribed your kid with snacks, argued about screen time, or pretended not to hear the word “Mom” for five minutes of peace — this one’s for you. Pour yourself a glass, laugh along, and remember: we’re all just doing our best (poorly).

Cocktail: Line 39 Red Blend

Snack Time: Chocolove Milk Chocolate

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S6E22 – Toddlers: The Miniature Meltdown Masters

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Welcome to a breezy edition of ‘Guide to Poor Parenting’ with hosts Jason and Jennifer! In this episode, we dive into the rollercoaster world of toddlers, featuring stories from our recent trip to a local pumpkin patch with granddaughters Ayana and Jalen. From epic meltdowns over bubble stations to the triumphs of conquering zip lines, we share our experiences dealing with the tiny but mighty tantrums that come with raising toddlers. Along the way, we also discuss the trials of discipline, memorable anecdotes from our past, and why toddlers seem to fight naps as if they’re training for the Olympics. As usual, there’s humor, heartfelt moments, and a healthy dose of real talk about the challenges and joys of parenting little ones. Pour yourself a glass of wine (we recommend a good Zaza), grab some cheese, and join us for another fun-packed episode!

Cocktail: Luis Gurpegui Rioja Crianza from Costco

Snack Time: Sartori Bourbon BellaVitano

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S6E21 – Chris: Anxiety, Adolescence, and Dad’s DIY Wisdom

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In this week’s episode of the Guide Before Parenting podcast, Jason and Jennifer welcome Chris, a dad with a talent for mixing heartfelt reflection and hilarious storytelling. From surviving Dallas heatwaves and high school soccer fields in the ‘80s to raising a teenager in the social media era, Chris shares how life has shaped both his parenting and his patience.

The conversation dives into Chris’s journey with his daughter Julia, whose teenage years were marked by anxiety, tough choices, and a remarkable turnaround from near dropout to A-student. Chris is honest about what worked, what didn’t, and the regrets that still linger—especially when it comes to fostering independence.

Of course, it’s not all serious. Listeners will laugh along with the now-legendary “paint bucket incident” from Chris’s childhood, proving kids have always found creative ways to blur the line between mischief and innocence. Add in insights about his partnership with Judith, a little cocktail-fueled banter, and a cultural critique of parenting across generations, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts wisdom and wit.

Cocktail: Ginger Mule mocktail with Kirkland vodka

Snack Time: None this week

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S620 – Surviving Teenagers, Strep Throat, and Emotional Rollercoasters

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Join Jason and Jennifer as they sip on some wine and spill all the tea about their latest parenting mishaps. The duo also dive into their weekly Reddit discussions, tackling questions on why parents often say ‘because I said so,’ the emotional toll of raising teenagers, and the choice between adopting and having biological children. Jennifer shares an endearing story about her nephew Noah, his memories of staying at her house, and their special bond. To round off the episode, they enjoy a bottle of ‘Dearly Beloved’ wine paired with Theo Organic Salted Toffee Chocolate, making for an entertaining and heartfelt conversation about the joys and struggles of parenting.

Cocktail: Dearly Beloved: I Thee Red from Trader Joe’s

Snack Time: Theo Organic Salted Toffee Chocolate

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S6E16 – Road Trips With Kids: A Comedy of “Are We There Yet?”

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Buckle up, parents — we’re hitting the open road, minivan packed, snacks locked and loaded… and kids already asking “Are we there yet?” before we’ve even left the driveway. In this episode, we share the hilarious highs and disastrous lows of family road trips:

  • The eternal backseat sibling wars

  • Gas station snack negotiations that rival the U.N.

  • Car karaoke nobody asked for

  • And the dark art of packing 27 toys, only for your kid to play with a stick from a rest stop

Whether you’ve survived a 12-hour drive with toddlers or you’re gearing up for your first family vacation on wheels, this episode is your comic relief for the long haul. Warning: may cause flashbacks of Goldfish cracker crumbs in every seat crevice.

Cocktail: Mo Sierra Salinas Monastrell

Snack Time: Speculoos Cookies

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S6E8 – I Threw Away the Art and Survived: Parenting Truths from the Internet

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Ever fantasized about being the perfect parent… before you actually had kids? Yeah, us too. In this episode, we dive into some hilariously relatable Reddit parenting confessions—featuring ungrateful children, guilt-free art-in-the-trash moments, and parents slowly losing their minds (but in a fun way!). If your kid just screamed because their banana broke in half or you’re secretly hiding in the bathroom for peace, this one’s for you. Grab a snack (you probably won’t get to eat it), and let’s laugh through the chaos together.

 

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