Stealing – They steal from you, you steal their hopes and dreams

Join Jason and Jennifer as we discuss how we deal with children stealing, and when it’s not appropriate to kill them.  Listen as we discuss our own kids f**k-ups, our own mis-deeds, and why even though murder seems appropriate, sometimes you just gotta let go and let God, slap the sh!t out of them.  Is anyone else sick of the Costco Advent wine, I know we are, well come have some anyway with us and some Ferrero Rocher as we try to figure out what is going through these kids’ damn minds.

Fighting – How to profit from your children fighting

Join Jason and Jennifer as we chit chat about the inevitable fate of all children, fighting.  Listen as we try to figure out why kids fight, how we’ve failed to stop it and the crappy choices we’ve made when it comes to our own kids fighting.  Come have some more Costco wine from the advent calendar and some Reese’s Easter Eggs and try to figure out how to profit from our kid’s fighting, either with us or with their peers.

Ruth – Learn of Jason’s villain origin story

Join Jennifer and Jason as they chat with Jason’s mom Ruth.  Learn about how Jason became the sick and depraved individual he is now, and the joys of grandparenthood.  Come have some margarita’s with us as we snack on salsa and chips and discover the importance of never using an outhouse in your Easter best.

Homework – At what point do you just pay for a tutor

Join Jason and Jennifer as we chit chat about how much we hate doing homework with our kids.  Listen as we try to understand why it so much easier to help someone else’s kids with their homework than your own, and try to figure out how teachers do it on the daily when we want to punch holes through walls after 15 minutes.  Come have some more Costco wine from the advent calendar and some caramel and chocolate Pretzel Crisps as we figure out how were going to do this for the next 6 to 9 years.